bcp010 - it-clings - i'm the biggest fucking thing in the whole fucking world

release date: tba, 2012

no one had any idea what was unleashed upon the world with the creation of it-clings. the very idea seemed insane, and to be perfectly honest, people couldn't understand it all at first, but now there is no denying that rock n' roll supergod it-clings, king of the jews, saviour of all mankind -- as he has become known to a million screaming teenage girl fans -- is the ultimate phenomenon. and despite all the lies that the mainstream media have not been spreading about him, it-clings has become the driving force behind the world, and at the same time its biggest critic.

it-clings is like the hottest new blockbuster, the latest internet trend, a new fad diet, and half a dozen apocalyptic cult leaders all wrapped in some big stars vagina, shoved into a gold tipped silver bullet and shot down the large hadron collider toward destiny.

all of this is plainly displayed in his latest monstrosity of a double ep, 'i'm the biggest fucking thing in the world fucking world'. an album he never wanted to write, but felt compelled to confess. yes, it's all true!

but can even the legendary it-clings do it all alone? you may think yes, but you'd be totally wrong. to take on this world he has gathered around him, like a pile of lecherous parasites, a smattering of musical artists of different styles, who have been blessed with the mission of turning it-clings words into song. features guest appearances by greg kowalczyk (compUterus), dan barrett (worms of the earth), bart piette (dead man's hill), jorge oliveira (thermidor), justin brink (pneumatic detach), en & arc (dym), autovoice, adam edge (razor edge), yann faussurier (iszoloscope, memmaker), nick gorman (fractured), jonny darko (receiver), fred s. (katastroslavia) james church (lucidstatic), ethan moseley (promonium jesters), & jonbob!

mastered by johnny s.

track listing:
disc one:
1. the centre of your quantum dots of focus (back lit by compUterus mix)
2. so you think you know it-clings motherfucker (not your average jimmy dean mix by pneumatic detach)
3. i'm the biggest fucking thing in the whole fucking world (biggest fucking invertebrate in the world mix by worms of the earth)
4. it clings doesn't give a fuck (oral self dissection mix by lucidstatic)
5. an it-clings love song (descending into the despair that was always there mix by promonium jesters)
6. six and a half minutes of it-clings talking about his fucking cock (iszoloscope censored watered down radio mix)
7. the new era of big penis begins (dead man's hill's apocalyptic visionaire mix)
8. santorum (no lube mix by pneumatic detach)
9. an it-clings love song (receiver's underlying creepiness mix)

disc 2:
1. it-clings doesn't give a fuck (autovoice vs the it-clings metaverse mix)
2. the new era of big penis begins (ask your pharmacist about katastroslavia mix)
3. six and a half minutes of it-clings talking about his fucking cock (jonbob sexy sex mix)
4. an it-clings love song (the funky cunt mix by fractured)
5. santorum (the hottest thing you've heard in a long time mix by razor edge)
6. i'm the biggest fucking thing in the whole fucking world (surrogated transcendental dread mix by thermidor)
7. the new era of big penis begins (the green spots you get all over your dick by having it hit by a toliet seat on a bus ride to providence mix by pneumatic detach)
8. it-clings doesn't give a fuck (dym's (flocks of) wizard mix)
9. i'm the biggest fucking thing in the whole fucking world (psychogenic ambient mix by thermidor)

so you think you know it-clings motherfucker (not your average jimmy dean mix f- Pneumatic Detach) by it-clings

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